Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Berck and Big Wart
Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Beerk is not your normal sort of girl. She lives in a house made of scrap metal and old bits of wood at the edge of the town with her family, Pa, her mother Ma Metronella, and her sister, Catronella.
She plays with tractors and tears them apart, She even rides one to school everyday. But this is not all. Petronella has a kissing list of all the boys in the lower forms of her school, and she is determined to kiss her quota of boys each year.
Find out what happens when the new boy Big Wart starts school and he ignores her! Find out about the spell cast on her and about all the grass...growing out of her mouth!